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	<title>Comments on: EMS Humor and Names for Our Patients</title>
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		<title>By: RevMedic</title>
		<link>http://www.mediccast.com/blog/2008/11/01/ems-humor-and-names-for-our-patients/#comment-59449</link>
		<dc:creator>RevMedic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 04:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Here&#039;s some original Haiku, Jamie:

Hey, watch this! he said
You Tubers keep us going
And restocking splints

Call me SOB?
I&#039;d kick your ass now if not
Tied down with this mask

RLS for the
DRT.  No ALS
Cuz CPR sucks

And some re-treads:

Start your day with a
DOA, Doo Dah, Doo Dah
Oh, Da Doo Dah Day

Responding daily
Head out again to save the 
Morbidly Obtuse

A Code Brown Patient
My partner steps in it twice
His name?  Who Flung Poo...

The black clouds gather
Around the latest holder
Of the &#039;shit magnet&#039;

BAC higher
than her IQ, luxury
cars attack!  Bone drill</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s some original Haiku, Jamie:</p>
<p>Hey, watch this! he said<br />
You Tubers keep us going<br />
And restocking splints</p>
<p>Call me SOB?<br />
I&#8217;d kick your ass now if not<br />
Tied down with this mask</p>
<p>RLS for the<br />
DRT.  No ALS<br />
Cuz CPR sucks</p>
<p>And some re-treads:</p>
<p>Start your day with a<br />
DOA, Doo Dah, Doo Dah<br />
Oh, Da Doo Dah Day</p>
<p>Responding daily<br />
Head out again to save the<br />
Morbidly Obtuse</p>
<p>A Code Brown Patient<br />
My partner steps in it twice<br />
His name?  Who Flung Poo&#8230;</p>
<p>The black clouds gather<br />
Around the latest holder<br />
Of the &#8217;shit magnet&#8217;</p>
<p>BAC higher<br />
than her IQ, luxury<br />
cars attack!  Bone drill</p>
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		<title>By: podmedic</title>
		<link>http://www.mediccast.com/blog/2008/11/01/ems-humor-and-names-for-our-patients/#comment-59439</link>
		<dc:creator>podmedic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well done, Eric!  I knew you would come up with something pretty fast.  I wonder if any of the other MedicCast blog readers would like to take a stab at this one?

Jamie Davis, the Podmedic</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well done, Eric!  I knew you would come up with something pretty fast.  I wonder if any of the other MedicCast blog readers would like to take a stab at this one?</p>
<p>Jamie Davis, the Podmedic</p>
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		<title>By: RevMedic</title>
		<link>http://www.mediccast.com/blog/2008/11/01/ems-humor-and-names-for-our-patients/#comment-59438</link>
		<dc:creator>RevMedic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:50:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How&#039;s this one for a starter?

Those Urban Campers 
Gomer this and Gomer that
Frequent Flyers, all

Eric</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How&#8217;s this one for a starter?</p>
<p>Those Urban Campers<br />
Gomer this and Gomer that<br />
Frequent Flyers, all</p>
<p>Eric</p>
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